The polar opposite of Morgan Freeman.

"I'll do things to you you can't even imagine!"

Bill Cosby was once a proud, if not necessarily good, comedian. But over time the money wasn't coming in, and his writers got worse and worse, corrupting him. Finally, he gave into temptation and became the grotesque monstrosity we all see before us.

Those who believe otherwise would do well to watch his movie Ghost Dad, in which he declares that he is, in fact, Satan himself.