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M$. B0yee M$. B0yee 18 February 2021

why is there no cool cat wiki

im sad. theres no cool cat wiki. theres a cool dog wiki, but no cool cat.

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Delita197 Delita197 23 June 2013

Day Whatever The Fuck

I'm likely the last person here. I don't think anyone else survived the purge.

It is so cold.

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Dalmationer Dalmationer 4 May 2011

A challenger has appeared.

GA and Fish's treachery knows no bounds. They truly think they can defeat me with this "points" system thing? Well I'll show them. I'll show them ALL!

Though the task is difficult, I will steadfastly stand by it.

Dalm Out.

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Lieutenant Fish Lieutenant Fish 30 April 2011

General welcome message.

Our new wiki is coming along nicely, and I look forward to the eventual result. This is no small undertaking, and I thank you all in advance for whatever part you intend to play in it. Rest assured that every little bit helps, and we will be receptive towards your opinions.

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GenericAnomaly GenericAnomaly 24 April 2011

On Xanadu

Let's talk about Xanadu.

Specifically, let's talk about what makes it a terrible film.
The crime here is a common one among bad movies that aren't always ideal to riff; it's unengaging in every way. The characters are flat and we have no investment in them, the story is drawn out and lacks any semblance of real conflict, and the spectacle is dry and unspectacular. What's there to like about this movie? For that matter, what's there to riff? Not a lot. I don't often genuinely hate the movies we show here, but Xanadu came damn close. Let's take a look at why.
Who was your favourite character? Olivia Newton John? Senile Gene Kelly? Lead guy with Luke Skywalker Hair? Can you recall a single name? ONJ's name is on the tip of my tongue, but I can'…

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