Concept art by macabreMenagerie

Hamfists, the Hamfisted Environmental Message Movie Mascot, or Fisty for short, is here to tell you to stop polluting, lest New York City be beset by polar bears. He embodies what you get when you cross a genuine concern for the environment with the fact-abridging, didn't-even-try-to-do-the-research style science of a hollywood movie.

He thinks we're all cool people, with the potential to do so much good for the Earth, man, and can't wait for us to show some of his favorite movies. So far, we've only watched Birdemic, which he disowned almost imediately after completing.

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