Are you

Are you...are you a dragon? What the fuck are you?

Unfortunately, this film is not, as its title suggests, about drug use. Instead it's about a retarded dragon ripped straight from Chorlton and the Wheelies, an idiotic boy, and his boyfriend who is a magic talking flute. The most likable and easiest character to empathise with in this movie is Witchy-poo, the antagonist, who has her house repeatedly broken into and destroyed by the 'heroes'.

This movie's only redeeming aspect is that it has a magical fireplace with a gangster's voice. We at WsBM call it scarplace.

oh also there's a house with a cold.